Anonymous: How do you feel about fat women?
*blushes from head to toe* i love them :3
Anonymous: You cannot fathom how incredibly much I want to roll around on the floor and read and talk and generally be in your company. I love reading your writings, they are so beautiful and show such insight. You really know you and you see other people. On my bucket list would be to hear you read your writings....
oh but my floor is covered in kit-kat wrappers right now because i’m nervously eating candy so it wouldn’t be comfortable to roll around on the floor
edifict: explain to me why you are so adorable with blood all over your face. i want reasons
it’s my half-elven heritage
speakeasybutch: Previous anon doesn't remember that that child was the wonkiest looking kid ever.
okay excuse you but his name is eldarion and i imagine him as growing up to look like ezra miller so whatever
Anonymous: you are the eldest child of aragorn and arwen and the crown prince of gondor
you read that fanfiction i wrote when i was 13, didn’t you
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
oh my god please send me these in my inbox, i will die
my personal pick is that i am the secret love child of danny and rizzo but enlighten me plz
"Work all day for money, fight all night for love."
— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
(Source: clinicallyunamused, via sarahfonseca)